How to make an elephant from a cat?

Well first of all we have to shave it, because there are no fuzzy elephants. You have to pull the tail up as strong as you can (like wheat when we were younger) – That’s how it’s going to be just a hanging rope. Then you have to blow a lot of air in the ass until it reach the right shape. Don’t forget to drive through airs with a car (summer tires), because airs should be flat. Because we’re not going to use part of the tail, let’s put it in instead of canine teeth. That’s it! You now have a nice elephant :).

Cat to elephant

Pictures of elephants sitting down - no… This is a cat lying down :)

2 Responses to “How to make an elephant from a cat?”

  1. Levas Says:

    Not a new idea. Just look at this http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

  2. henkas Says:

    Who’s saying that’s a new idea? It’s just a fact :)

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